{"product_id":"ill-sleep-when-im-dead-15oz-coffee-mug","title":"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead - 15oz Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people count sheep. Others make final arrangements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead Mug blends mid-century Americana with funeral home dark humor in a way that somehow feels both comforting and mildly concerning. Featuring a peaceful gentleman catching some eternal shuteye in a classic half-couch casket, this design leans into vintage advertisement styling with distressed cream lettering, atomic accents, and rich funeral-inspired detail throughout. Rest Assured!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ Black ceramic material with a glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ One size: 15oz (0.44 l)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter (with handle), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drop Dead Threads","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44360389296193,"sku":"33417660018617961619","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9517\/6769\/files\/2_5296b6c1-31c2-42f8-a64a-55f4e46a6d00.png?v=1786305227","url":"https:\/\/dropdeadthreads.com\/es\/products\/ill-sleep-when-im-dead-15oz-coffee-mug","provider":"Drop Dead Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}