{"product_id":"human-remains-laundry-bag","title":"Human Remains Laundry Bag","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"28\" data-start=\"0\" data-section-id=\"1c3u608\"\u003eHuman Remains Laundry Bag\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"65\" data-start=\"30\"\u003eFor the laundry that’s seen things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"338\" data-start=\"67\"\u003eInspired by transport markings, recovery equipment, and the kind of bags people probably shouldn’t ask questions about, the Human Remains Laundry Bag was designed to look less like dorm-room storage and more like something that accidentally ended up in the wrong vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"474\" data-start=\"340\"\u003eFeaturing distressed institutional lettering, a biohazard symbol, and official handling instructions, it’s the perfect place to store:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"475\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"489\" data-start=\"475\" data-section-id=\"19ues0z\"\u003ework clothes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"503\" data-start=\"490\" data-section-id=\"1dq1t8x\"\u003egym clothes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"523\" data-start=\"504\" data-section-id=\"ocyf4u\"\u003eemotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"524\" data-section-id=\"1d86usf\"\u003eor whatever came back from the embalming room smelling questionable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"653\" data-start=\"595\"\u003eSubtle? Not really.\u003cbr data-end=\"617\" data-start=\"614\"\u003eConcerningly believable? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"655\"\u003e⚰️ Heavy-duty drawstring laundry bag (100% Spun Polyester)\u003cbr data-end=\"694\" data-start=\"691\"\u003e⚰️ Large front “Human Remains” print\u003cbr data-end=\"733\" data-start=\"730\"\u003e⚰️ Distressed cream ink\u003cbr data-end=\"775\" data-start=\"772\"\u003e⚰️ Biohazard transport-style marking\u003cbr data-end=\"814\" data-start=\"811\"\u003e⚰️ Reinforced braided drawstring closure\u003cbr data-end=\"857\" data-start=\"854\"\u003e⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician\u003cbr data-end=\"895\" data-start=\"892\"\u003e⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 29\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" × 36\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"655\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drop Dead Threads","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 29\"","offer_id":43960897699905,"sku":"15218160331866236358","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28\" × 36\"","offer_id":43960897732673,"sku":"12075538254111086316","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/9517\/6769\/files\/20260521162705-1f15531e-7e43-6520-a5f8-324717f49040.png?v=1779381315","url":"https:\/\/dropdeadthreads.com\/products\/human-remains-laundry-bag","provider":"Drop Dead Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}