Mortician by day, Feral Hoe by night. Where my feral hoe's at? From our premium line of t-shirts
A sign that doesn’t say what it should.
This Funeral Home tee plays off a classic neon storefront look—until you look twice. Designed with intentionally “burnt out” letters, the sign flickers between FUNERAL HOME and something a little more unhinged. It’s subtle at first, obvious after, and always gets a reaction.
Printed in glowing red with dimmed gray accents on a washed black Comfort Colors 1717, it carries that late-night, half-lit neon vibe straight out of the box.
No explanation. Just read it again.
⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton ⚰️ Full front neon graphic ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
