Funeral Home - Crewneck Sweatshirt
Funeral Home - Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Not every funeral home keeps all the lights on.
The FUNERAL HOME crewneck takes a classic neon funeral home sign and lets a few conveniently placed letters go dark, leaving behind a message that’s a little less professional and a lot more fun. The faded neon effect keeps the joke subtle at first glance — until you see it.
Built on the heavyweight Independent Trading Co. IND3000, this black crewneck has the substantial, structured feel the design deserves while keeping the front clean and easy to wear. Equal parts funeral-home humor, girls’ night energy, and questionable professionalism.
Where my feral hoes at?
⚰️ Independent Trading Co. IND3000 Heavyweight Crewneck
⚰️ 10 oz. heavyweight 3-end fleece
⚰️ Generous unisex fit
⚰️ Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
⚰️ Front neon-style graphic
⚰️ Black colorway
⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician
⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
EU representative: Drop Dead Threads, Support@dropdeadthreads.com, PO Box 601, Bergen, NY, 14416, US
Product information: Independent Trading Company IND3000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is made to order. Please allow time for production before your order ships. Tracking will be sent once your order is on the way.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because our products are made to order, returns and exchanges are limited. If your item arrives damaged, incorrect, or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.
Items must be unused and in their original condition. Shipping costs are non-refundable, and customers are responsible for return shipping unless the issue was due to damage, defect, or an incorrect item.
Please review all sizing charts carefully before ordering. Return requests can be submitted through our Contact Us page.

