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Human Remains Laundry Bag

Human Remains Laundry Bag

Human Remains Laundry Bag

For the laundry that’s seen things.

Inspired by transport markings, recovery equipment, and the kind of bags people probably shouldn’t ask questions about, the Human Remains Laundry Bag was designed to look less like dorm-room storage and more like something that accidentally ended up in the wrong vehicle.

Featuring distressed institutional lettering, a biohazard symbol, and official handling instructions, it’s the perfect place to store:

  • work clothes
  • gym clothes
  • emotional baggage
  • or whatever came back from the embalming room smelling questionable

Subtle? Not really.
Concerningly believable? Absolutely.

 

⚰️ Heavy-duty drawstring laundry bag (100% Spun Polyester)
⚰️ Large front “Human Remains” print
⚰️ Distressed cream ink
⚰️ Biohazard transport-style marking
⚰️ Reinforced braided drawstring closure
⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician
⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

  18" × 29" 28" × 36"
Width, in 18.00 28.00
Length, in 29.00 36.00
Handle length, in 40.16 50.31

 

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Regular price $34.99 USD
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