Failure to Thrive - Tee
Failure to Thrive - Tee
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Some people peak early. Some people never peak at all.
The Failure to Thrive tee is a worn-in, self-deprecating statement piece for anyone barely keeping the lights on — emotionally, spiritually, professionally, or otherwise. Funeral directors may read it one way. Everyone else can just assume it’s about adulthood.
Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors™ tee with a faded bone-cream front graphic and a small FINAL RECORD hit on the upper back, this one keeps it clean, dark, and just vague enough to worry people.
⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt
⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit
⚰️ Heavyweight cotton
⚰️ Distressed front graphic
⚰️ Small upper-back detail
⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician
⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is made to order. Please allow time for production before your order ships. Tracking will be sent once your order is on the way.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because our products are made to order, returns and exchanges are limited. If your item arrives damaged, incorrect, or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.
Items must be unused and in their original condition. Shipping costs are non-refundable, and customers are responsible for return shipping unless the issue was due to damage, defect, or an incorrect item.
Please review all sizing charts carefully before ordering. Return requests can be submitted through our Contact Us page.
