Funeral Director Ingredients Tee From our premium line of t-shirts
Not your average composition. We're all made up of the same stuff. What are you made of?
Funeral Director Ingredients Tee breaks it down the only way that makes sense—by formula. Built like a label you weren’t supposed to read too closely, it lays out the traits, habits, and side effects that come with the job in a way that’s equal parts honest and unfiltered. It’s detailed, a little chaotic, and gets better the longer you look at it.
Finished with a subtle front hit that doesn’t give too much away, it invites a second look—then delivers everything on the back.
Printed in high-contrast ink on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, it carries that worn-in, straight-through-the-shift feel right out of the box.
Read the front. Then turn around.
⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton ⚰️ Minimal front “Contents may vary” detail ⚰️ Full back ingredient label graphic ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
