Funeral Home - Tee

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"Funeral Home" Tee

Mortician by day, Feral Hoe by night. Where my feral hoe's at? From our premium line of t-shirts

A sign that doesn’t say what it should.

This Funeral Home tee plays off a classic neon storefront look—until you look twice. Designed with intentionally “burnt out” letters, the sign flickers between FUNERAL HOME and something a little more unhinged. It’s subtle at first, obvious after, and always gets a reaction.

Printed in glowing red with dimmed gray accents on a washed black Comfort Colors 1717, it carries that late-night, half-lit neon vibe straight out of the box.

No explanation. Just read it again.

⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt
⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit
⚰️ Heavyweight cotton
⚰️ Full front neon graphic
⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician
⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

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