Some people count sheep. Others make final arrangements.
The I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead tee blends mid-century Americana with funeral home dark humor in a way that somehow feels both comforting and mildly concerning. Featuring a peaceful gentleman catching some eternal shuteye in a classic half-couch casket, this design leans into vintage advertisement styling with distressed cream lettering, atomic accents, and rich funeral-inspired detail throughout.
Finished on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, it wears like an old favorite straight out of the box — soft, heavyweight, and perfectly faded for that broken-in look.
Rest assured… you’ll sleep eventually.
⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton construction ⚰️ Vintage Americana inspired artwork ⚰️ Distressed retro print styling ⚰️ Full back graphic with left chest badge ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA
